01. Comment to this entry saying 'ICONS!' and I will pick 4 of your icons.
02. Make an entry in your own journal and talk about the icons I picked.

sharinganheir
( The cum guzzling little slut's picks )

I'll update this crappy post as needed, I guess.

Tags: meme
Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: cranky

I just noticed.. it's fucking quiet around here! Deidara must not be around. The little shit is so noisy and never stops.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: exanimate

For Kakuzu's birthday, Hidan left him a Ryo and a note: "Don't spend it all in one fucking place. Happy Birthday. -Hidan"

Also a little of Kakuzu's favorite food could be found in the fridge, but it's unmarked who left it or that it's even for him. However, only Hidan really has traveled with him enough (and survived) to know some of it.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: productive

Because he hasn't.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: silly

[Private to all Akatsuki members, hackable]

In an effort to help my annoying fuck of a partner, I will no longer be wearing a cloak or clothing as my part to save money and shit so he can stop being a crybaby over repairing it.

[/Private]

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: contemplative

Seeing as my partner seems to think I need some kind of god forsaken income..

For a small fee, I'll be the celebrant of the union you heathens are probably cooking up with this fucking engagement I hear about.

No Uchiha are invited though. Unless they end up on the sacrificial alter like the fucking bunnies they are.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: jubilant

There is simply one too many shithead Itachis in this world. What are we up to now? 15? Fucking seriously. Someone find a way to send them through a portal to some other world.

They're not any more fun to deal with when they're drunk either. I hope he pukes in his girly hair. I still want a damn good explanation why I was sent to retrieve Kisame!

And who the fuck ate all the pickles?!

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: irritated

All my money is fucking gone! As if your stingy ass even gives us enough allowance to eat! I know it was you, ugly old geezer fuckface! I'm starving, man!


((OOC: Hidan found his money two hours later, in the pocket of pants carelessly kicked under his bed at some point. He's not going to apologize though! ))

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: hungry

For those who have been misplaced from their worlds (or anyone else who just wants to fucking leave this world),
By the grace of the almightly Lord Jashin, I have been gifted with the power to send you back to where you came from.

My offer is on a first come, first served basis.
Donations accepted.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: good

Hi jashin_sama,

dingledolphin has added you to their Friends list. They will now be able to read your public entries on their Friends page.


...
No fucking way. Another of those faggy Uchiha?? Has to be with a queer ass name like that.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: uncomfortable

Hi jashin_sama,

blwnskyhigh's birthday is coming up on May 05!

You can:

Post to wish them a happy birthday
Send them a virtual gift
Gift them with a paid account


How about I get you a dead fucking bunny? Sounds great to me.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: giddy

Damn we need to order pizza more often! I haven't ate that fucking good since Konan disappeared.

This organization needs to hire one of those fucking cooking ninja bastards. Or send one of my worthless partners to a culinary school.


Oh yeah, hey little Uchiha slut.. better get some steel panties. Seems you got another queer and horny brother after you. Oh wait, you little fags LIKE your incestuous filth.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: full
Current Music: Deidara won't shut the fuck up.

Hey..hey! Why did no one celebrate my birthday! Fucking losers.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: pissed off

Save your heathen ass and submit to the will of Jashin. Stupid fucks, this is what you get.

[Private to Akatsuki]

Who the fuck messed up the security of this place?

[/Private]

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: discontent

Fucking leader.. always calling us to do shit when I'm busy. Interrupted my speech when I am sure I almost had a convert!

Damn him. Some day.. seriously! I'll put my fucking pike through the little bitch!

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: crappy

Current Location: Akatsuki Hideout
Current Mood: productive

I stole this from the blind fag's little shit sibling.



Where the fuck is my partner? He went out for something probably stupid and I haven't seen the bitchtit.

Tags: meme
Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: pissed off

Tags: meme

WHICH OF YOU ASS LICKERS DREW THIS AND STUCK IT UP ON THE WALL ACROSS FROM MY GOD DAMN DOOR??? I WILL KILL YOU. SERIOUSLY!



((Hidan is in your flist breakin the journal))

Current Location: Akatsuki Hideout
Current Mood: infuriated

Itachi made a little family (no fucking surprise the two sons are in love) on the sims 2 while in my room for whatever bullshit reason, and the couple got married, fucked, ect. The whore was like 6 hours away from popping her kidlet, but I killed her. Oops. She starved to death. This family lives in a trashy fucking trailer, so I sold the dog for ressurection money. I now have a pregnant zombie. Will she be pregnant forever, or have a child with rotted flesh, or what?

Current Location: Akatsuki Hideout
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Tool - Parabola

What's Sexy About Your Name

You are sexy because you are very generous. You are a giver both in and out of the bedroom. And while you enjoy pleasing your partner, your generosity doesn't extend much further than that. You have all the love, patience, and attention in the world for one person. You get a lot of satisfaction from doting on and spoiling someone. When you're in love, you tend to create your own little world with your partner. You can spend the whole day in bed together and hardly notice the time that's passed.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: cynical

Finally Pain has done something fucking intelligent. Seriously! I actually like my new partner. Not that I'd ever fucking tell the little bitch that.

Although I will miss laughing my ass off when I direct that blind pussy into walls.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: excited

Can we have the fucking clause bolded in the agreement that bed partners aren't fucking allowed on missions? How the hell am I supposed to capture a god damn jinchuuriki if Itachi keeps me up all night being a relative's cumbag? Fucking sick, man.

And he's in shitty shape the next day and gets fucking nothing done as well.

Current Location: Fire Country
Current Mood: cranky

Damn Sasori, I didn't know you fucking knew how to make friends.

Fucking loser. I'd burn your dolly ass in a big fire if only I wouldn't get kicked out for it.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: chipper

Do I look like I'm interested in other religions?

That twat fucker deserved his damn death for pushing fucking pamplets on me about his shitty ass heathen religion. Seriously.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: angry

Energetic Doer (ED)

Energetic Doers are cheerful and spontaneous persons. They are charming and full of energy and real persons of action. They keep a clear head and the overview even in difficult situations. This makes them popular problem solvers. Their ability of being able to absorb and process information is phenomenal. Energetic Doers also have strong powers of observation and a keen sense when dealing with other people. They are very perceptive, witty and clever. They have a natural ability of convincing others of their point of view. Energetic Doers live completely in the here and now and make spontaneous decisions from one moment to the next. They love being together with other people and are sensuous, lively and amusing conversationalists. It is no problem for them to be the effervescent centre of attention at a party and they are generous, skilful and good hosts. They do not brood over consequences for long; they quickly grasp all the relevant facts, make a pragmatic decision and enforce that decision vigorously. Should a decision later turn out to have been wrong, one can always make new plans.
( Fucking long, man. )

I stole it from that little shit in Konoha. It's pretty fitting though, isn't it? Hey all of this crappy organization should take this.

Tags: meme
Current Location: Akatsuki Hideout
Current Mood: cheerful

What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Divine Command Your life is directed by Divine Command: Your god and religion give you meaning and direction. “Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations.” --King James Version of the Bible “Even as a tree has a single trunk but many branches and leaves, there is one religion--human religion--but any number of faiths.” --Mahatma Gandhi More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Divine Command 100% Justice (Fairness) 90% Strong Egoism 75% Existentialism 75% Apathy 65% Kantianism 50% Nihilism 45% Hedonism 45% Utilitarianism 25%

... Yet I find these quotes fucking offensive.

Tags: meme
Current Location: Akatsuki Hideout
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Not Itachi snoring, thank Jashin

Take that you fucking heathens. 13 deaths and I am a happy man.

Oh hey Itachi.. Kisame sent me something.

( Picture supposively from Kisame )

Current Location: Akatsuki Hideout
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Christopher Beck - Close your eyes

Comment anonymously, and tell me what you think of my character and my characterization. Tell me what to improve, what you love, what you hate, what I've overdone and what I've overlooked. Be honest.

Tags: meme, ooc
Current Location: Sakura's House
Current Mood: cynical
Current Music: Breaking Benjamin - Saturate

Itachi, clean the fucking corpses out of your room. I swear. The whole base smells like decaying skank.

Man.. seriously.

So like, Rain country also blows. Too much rain.

Current Location: Akatsuki Base
Current Mood: moody